Mw: [incredulous] Seriously? Xena: Warrior Princess???
Ghetto Cousin: Thank you.
Big Brother: [unphased] You people are simply uncultured.
Me: Yes, yes. Because, like Star Trek, this stuff is at the cutting edge of both pop- and high-culture.
Big Brother: [not quite so blasé anymore] YOU’VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH STAR TREK TOO???
Seriously? When is this holiday going to end?