So Big Brother, Ghetto Cousin and I are watching this legal drama (which makes me a pretty good person considering how they always moan when I put on the medical dramas). Of course, like any modern family, we all have laptops on our, um, laps and aren’t really paying much attention to the plotline or each other.
Then, suddenly, Big Brother shuts his laptop.
Me: [not really all that curious] What?
Big Brother: Why do they call the lion the king of the jungle?
So Ghetto Cousin and I look at each other in our usual way. Like, huh?
Maybe we missed something in the episode.
Big Brother: You don’t actually believe that lions live in the jungle, do you?